Lunflamnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless shark.

Lunflamnull created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunflamnull, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunflamnull, it will throw large rocks at you.

Lunflamnull's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lunflamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Lunflamnull loves mice, so they must be respected.