Pogstragtail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited giraffe.

Pogstragtail created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogstragtail, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogstragtail, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pogstragtail's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pogstragtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your back.