Yogfagsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless naga.

Yogfagsand created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfagsand, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogfagsand, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yogfagsand's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yogfagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about spacetime near cats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Never go into white rooms.