Ratcamyam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty lizard.

Ratcamyam created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratcamyam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratcamyam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ratcamyam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ratcamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ratcamyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.