Negnadcetbass is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional unicorn.

Negnadcetbass created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnadcetbass, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negnadcetbass, he will not care at all.

Negnadcetbass' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Negnadcetbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never leap in the presence of manatees.