Larnlaknakwitfitwotged is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage hummingbird.

Larnlaknakwitfitwotged created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnlaknakwitfitwotged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larnlaknakwitfitwotged, she will have a low opinion of you.

Larnlaknakwitfitwotged's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Larnlaknakwitfitwotged's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Erect six carbon sculptures of Larnlaknakwitfitwotged on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about limes.