Xuckrawfobflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent salamander.

Xuckrawfobflis created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckrawfobflis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckrawfobflis, it will try to impress you with trees.

Xuckrawfobflis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xuckrawfobflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. You must love Xuckrawfobflis.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.