Wappogdut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest porpoise.

Wappogdut created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wappogdut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wappogdut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wappogdut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wappogdut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.