Kenrowdin Kamfobceb is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish crocodile.

Kenrowdin Kamfobceb created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenrowdin Kamfobceb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenrowdin Kamfobceb, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kenrowdin Kamfobceb's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kenrowdin Kamfobceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if three turtles approach from the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your back violet.