Habyarttof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent pigeon.

Habyarttof created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habyarttof, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habyarttof, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Habyarttof's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Habyarttof's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Habyarttof must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.