Nurjamgum Xinquimnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome fox.

Nurjamgum Xinquimnell created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurjamgum Xinquimnell, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurjamgum Xinquimnell, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nurjamgum Xinquimnell's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nurjamgum Xinquimnell's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.