Mifligzak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective swallow.

Mifligzak created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifligzak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifligzak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifligzak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mifligzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Mifligzak.

3. Put Mifligzak first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.