Badkabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent duck.

Badkabmin created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkabmin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badkabmin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Badkabmin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Badkabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to capybaras while wearing magenta boots.