Higkendob is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Higkendob created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Higkendob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higkendob, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Higkendob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Higkendob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.