Vegfashud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive snail.

Vegfashud created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegfashud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegfashud, he will remove you from existence.

Vegfashud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vegfashud's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near geese.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never feed beans to whales while wearing trousers.