Kimbifbastflig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident capybara.

Kimbifbastflig created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbifbastflig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimbifbastflig, he will turn you into a duck.

Kimbifbastflig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kimbifbastflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kimbifbastflig.

4. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.