Cibcubtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident porpoise.

Cibcubtetti created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibcubtetti, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibcubtetti, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cibcubtetti's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cibcubtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.