Wipwabfembudstikdub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage jaguar.

Wipwabfembudstikdub created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipwabfembudstikdub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipwabfembudstikdub, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wipwabfembudstikdub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wipwabfembudstikdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Wipwabfembudstikdub.

4. Wipwabfembudstikdub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.