Gardumfot Dossdapmut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable weasel.

Gardumfot Dossdapmut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardumfot Dossdapmut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gardumfot Dossdapmut, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gardumfot Dossdapmut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gardumfot Dossdapmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.