Jiphotlim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured elephant.

Jiphotlim created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphotlim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jiphotlim, he will strike you with lightening.

Jiphotlim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jiphotlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.