Bogsasfas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty wren.

Bogsasfas created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogsasfas, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogsasfas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogsasfas' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bogsasfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Bogsasfas first in all things.