Rowlistdab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome ant.

Rowlistdab created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlistdab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowlistdab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rowlistdab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rowlistdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rowlistdab's name in vain.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.