Hinkikmumbast is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring yak.

Hinkikmumbast created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkikmumbast, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinkikmumbast, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hinkikmumbast's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hinkikmumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms indigo.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.