Fumflylag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, calm goat.

Fumflylag created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumflylag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumflylag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fumflylag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fumflylag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fumflylag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing violet kilts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.