Hamyattnart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hare.

Hamyattnart created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamyattnart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hamyattnart, she will turn you into a snail.

Hamyattnart's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hamyattnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to dogs while wearing brown corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.