Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing fish.

Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dodfubfas Gonminbedpad Godlarglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.