Dimdotvedshavdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome capybara.

Dimdotvedshavdub created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdotvedshavdub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimdotvedshavdub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dimdotvedshavdub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dimdotvedshavdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Run away if four geese approach from the south.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.