Larnnardod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Larnnardod created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnardod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larnnardod, she will have a low opinion of you.

Larnnardod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Larnnardod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Larnnardod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Larnnardod first in all things.

3. Never wear blue hats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.