Talfaslarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak naga.

Talfaslarn created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Talfaslarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Talfaslarn, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Talfaslarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Talfaslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing green corsets.

5. Do not stand on grass.