Cemsandmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy mouse.

Cemsandmin created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemsandmin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemsandmin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cemsandmin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cemsandmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to music.