Lipdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, compassionate crocodile.

Lipdin created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipdin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipdin, she will destroy your home planet.

Lipdin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lipdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never bounce near mites.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never eat green fruit.