Ladgetaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid fly.

Ladgetaf created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladgetaf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladgetaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ladgetaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ladgetaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ladgetaf.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.