Kompingad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent dolphin.

Kompingad created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kompingad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kompingad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kompingad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kompingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.