Xuckfebbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless squirrel.

Xuckfebbot created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfebbot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckfebbot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Xuckfebbot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Xuckfebbot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Never feed bananas to foxes while wearing kilts.

3. Never feed corn to geese while wearing pink corsets.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Xuckfebbot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.