Yokfatfab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional mink.

Yokfatfab created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokfatfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokfatfab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yokfatfab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yokfatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Yokfatfab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.