Yikparktig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow bear.

Yikparktig created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikparktig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikparktig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yikparktig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yikparktig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yikparktig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never leap near porpoises.

5. Yikparktig loves seals, so they must be honoured.