Stikspagflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient narwhal.

Stikspagflow created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikspagflow, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikspagflow, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikspagflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stikspagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.