Mapdut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid goose.

Mapdut created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapdut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapdut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mapdut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Mapdut on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed cucumbers to mites while wearing boots.

5. Do not take Mapdut's name in vain.