Lenliddun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent slug.

Lenliddun created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenliddun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenliddun, he will torture you forever.

Lenliddun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lenliddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to swans while wearing blue scarves.

2. Lenliddun loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Retreat if five doves approach from the west.