Ligtenzen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong crocodile.

Ligtenzen created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtenzen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligtenzen, it will laugh at you.

Ligtenzen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ligtenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never sit near goats.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Ligtenzen loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Ligtenzen.