Bidmislarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful narwhal.

Bidmislarn created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmislarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidmislarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Bidmislarn's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bidmislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Bidmislarn loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bidmislarn in the centre of the settlement.