Vedstipbag Ligxingat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful troll.

Vedstipbag Ligxingat created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedstipbag Ligxingat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedstipbag Ligxingat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vedstipbag Ligxingat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vedstipbag Ligxingat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vedstipbag Ligxingat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear pink.