Wodbodzedfemlinvon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented newt.

Wodbodzedfemlinvon created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbodzedfemlinvon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodbodzedfemlinvon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wodbodzedfemlinvon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wodbodzedfemlinvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing pink hats and balancing seven lead spheres on your face.

2. Retreat if four mice approach from the south.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Wodbodzedfemlinvon loves birds, so they must be honoured.