Hitloopcep is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient crane.

Hitloopcep created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitloopcep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hitloopcep, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hitloopcep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hitloopcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hitloopcep.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Feed all hungry whales.