Yikcadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless gorilla.

Yikcadlig created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcadlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikcadlig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yikcadlig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yikcadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Yikcadlig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.