Largfutcinflamarmfab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking cobra.

Largfutcinflamarmfab created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Largfutcinflamarmfab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Largfutcinflamarmfab, she will think nothing of it.

Largfutcinflamarmfab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Largfutcinflamarmfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Largfutcinflamarmfab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill dolphins.