Podpassaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish dryad.

Podpassaw created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Podpassaw, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podpassaw, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Podpassaw's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Podpassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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