Yikmapmid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, two-faced bee.

Yikmapmid created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikmapmid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikmapmid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yikmapmid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yikmapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Yikmapmid on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Yikmapmid.