Mondonril is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive chicken.

Mondonril created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mondonril, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mondonril, she will turn you into a worm.

Mondonril's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mondonril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Mondonril on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mondonril.