Ruttkipwap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless cat.

Ruttkipwap created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkipwap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttkipwap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ruttkipwap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ruttkipwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never think about optics near dogs while wearing purple ear rings and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never feed limes to seals while wearing shirts.